Low Carb Snak Pak

So there I was, scratching my head trying to think of something to write about next.

How about food? Food! Of course! Men; Our brains are truly BIOS managed. The 0 represents a thought about sex and the 1 represents thoughts about food. Here’s a .01 millisecond readout of the average male brain; 01010011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01101101 01100101

Did you know that Vienna Sausages are Gluten Free? Yep. Do you know what gluten is? Me either.

I do know that Vienna Sausage is nearly carbohydrate free, which is all I really care about these days. (down 50 Lbs – golf clap please) 

Moments after deciding on my topic I went to the cupboard and the fridge and retrieved a snack. I had my phone in one hand and stacked the cans to carry them with the other. Hey! The coke can fits nearly perfectly into the top of the Vienna Sausage can! 

Then it hit me “<spongebob> Mister Krabs, I have an idea!” Why doesn’t the ©2008 Coca Cola Company make a deal with Pinnacle Foods Group, LLC, and package these together?What a great low-carb snak pak it would be! 

Of course, the sausages would have to be the type that are packed in chicken broth. That jelly, whatever that goo is, turns into ballistics gel when it gets cold. True Story