Warcraft Forums Limerick Battle

A player named Rout started a thread on the WoW General forums called “Limerick Battle”

Here ye here ye here ye! I, Rout, challenge you all to a battle of wits. The only rule is: you must respond in limericks. (If you don’t you’re a poor sport). Say something about yourself or about some other challenger or something in the world of warcraft. The winner shall be given the title as and be known across all the realms. I will start.

Here is my entry:

Eloi; edible race ’twas found after leap years
known for elegance, aplomb, and big ears
If tweren’t morlocks abound
famished humanoids not found !
Blackstaffx’d surely volunteer to eat her.